Redfish commented, about the 100lbs honey crop from two hives, "sounds great, do you sell your honey?"
No, I do not sell my honey. My incompetent beekeeping is dwarfed by my incompetent extraction and bottling, resulting in honey laced with wax and bees' legs. It may be crunchy, but boy it tastes good.
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